Saturday, June 30, 2007 9:54 PM
super wooper duper hentai itai game..
9:06 AM
went meiling's hse mahjong thru the nite... lose... sad. dun tell u guys how much i lose. lol... seriously, chap sah yoh is realli superstitious. it is the suayest of all, and will kill u jialattly. u win, u will suay after that. and if u got a good chance to do a chap sah yoh, and u din do, and u suay suay get all the tiles u nid for chap sah yoh, u will bound to be suay for the rest of the games.doubt u noe wat i tokin... i dunno oso... haven slp... gg bath... den go work... haha... aizai.. i am super duper wooper hyper under wonder watever woman
Thursday, June 28, 2007 11:13 PM
i haf got quite a few saving as draft. but this is e funniest one.
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super cold joke part 8Elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California.Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"Margaret looks him over, "Nope".Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,MARGARET?""Nope", she replies."IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat!"
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werk wif a weirdo today.
kaiwen shuhua saved my day.
2:19 AM
super cold joke part 7
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
cold
2:16 AM
cold jokes... dunno no wat...
Sipho phones boss"hey boss" - Cant come to work today!Boss: WHY???Sipho: Problem with my eyes.Boss: What???Sipho: "Can't see (.)(.) myself working today!!! #.#.#.#.#Wife washes husbands clothesNext thing she comes into the kitchen, takes a small pan and BLI%#SEM the husband.Confronts him regarding the piece of paper with the name "Lovely Lucy" on it.No says the husband that was the horse he bet on.Few minutes later phone rings and wife answers.She rushes back to the kitchen - takes the BIGGEST pan and BLI^%SEM him 10x harder and says - your horse is on the line for you....
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seriously, i dun tink its funny..
今时不同往日
no school tml. looking for jobs.. midnite de.. got lobang call mi
1:34 AM
mommy said that she went to some poker card fortune teller last week. the fortune teller was rather zhun cux at the very 1st sight she c my little didi, she asked him to finish all his homework b4 playing games, and dun everytym tink about games n tv shows. quite cool rite. den she asked my mama how many children she has. after getting some info, she told my mama that my mom's 1st n 3rd children r very short tempered. mom told mi this ystd.. dunno y it spoilt my mood. n thats the reason i dun feel lyk working( i wouldnt haf wake up so early to prepare to go work if i had intentions to pon work) but anyways.. it jux spoilt my mood although i gotta agree that my temper is short, is hot, is bad. and its weird.
short-tempered as in, i will cursed anyone n single ting who blocks my way when i am walking. get frustrated when i hear some words which i dun like to hear..hot and bad as in, i will throw things.. every single ting that i was holding will fly.. my 6600 is a good eg. but luckily, my EQ did not allow mi to throw my 903.weird as in... hmm.. i get angry when carrot cake auntie nv put chilli in my carrot cake, yet i wun get angry if i kena PS by ppl.. back to topic.. short-tempered.. i really tk it to heart.. but but but... y didnt the fortune teller tell my mom that mommy is the one who inherit this to her children de? seriously, mommy de short-tempered is the shortest one i ever seen in my life.haix.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007 4:26 PM
lookin into KW's nickk'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoobanalysing...processing...jason is noobking-mankaiwen is noobman-king...data screwed up......yan is neither king nor man.. just a noob
3:55 PM
~~jitao cock up de conversation which i only discovered ystd~~
k'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoob by when ur fren ship in the ting ar?
k'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoob will long ma?
⑭◆↑ひとりのせかい↓◆→ Ö（｀～´）» ←→←→ she sleeping leh
⑭◆↑ひとりのせかい↓◆→ Ö（｀～´）» ←→←→ lol
k'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoob alamak
k'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoob i mean normally takes how long?
⑭◆↑ひとりのせかい↓◆→ Ö（｀～´）» ←→←→ huh?
⑭◆↑ひとりのせかい↓◆→ Ö（｀～´）» ←→←→ she sleeping so u ask her next time ah
⑭◆↑ひとりのせかい↓◆→ Ö（｀～´）» ←→←→ lol
k'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoob alamak!
k'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoob wad i mean is
k'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoob normally she takes how long
k'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoob not asking u to ask her now
⑭◆↑ひとりのせかい↓◆→ Ö（｀～´）» ←→←→ i mean seymin sleeping
⑭◆↑ひとりのせかい↓◆→ Ö（｀～´）» ←→←→ -.-
⑭◆↑ひとりのせかい↓◆→ Ö（｀～´）» ←→←→ i siliang
⑭◆↑ひとりのせかい↓◆→ Ö（｀～´）» ←→←→ alamak
k'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoob alamak
k'ai'wen says : jason is xxxman, i'm xxxking, yan is xxxnoob den use her acct
⑭◆↑ひとりのせかい↓◆→ Ö（｀～´）» ←→←→ i lazy to sigh out
Saturday, June 23, 2007 11:36 AM
4:22 AM
yipee yaya yipee yipee yaaaa
yipee yaya yipee yipee yaaaa
yipee yaya yipee yipee yaa yaa
yipee yipee yaa yaa
yipee yipee yaaaaaa
~i'm so happy, i'm so glad~
super high
went arena to play PSP with wil jason yan py.
yiling came fetch us for supper near py's hse.
prata
cheese w/ mushroom
egg/onion
and dem... *i mean---- and then
yanhan turned into food
while yiling drives us home.
hahahaha
Friday, June 22, 2007 3:11 AM
arrgh...
my eye is very pain so cnnt c
wa eh bak jiu jin thia, kua bo mi gia
wo de yan jing hen tong.suo yi kan bu dao
watashi no me ga itai kara, nani mo minai
cnnt read novel online la.. i cnnt c the words clearly la... keep blinking n blinking.. and i gotta frown n frown and look at the words with my dying eyes...
3:01 AM
Long Time no Blog...had been draining my energy since last friday when PSP-ing at yans hse wif jason. its either ton-ing or sleeping for 2hrs a day. went JP to replace ah boy for werk due to his irresponsibilty act. went to meet the few of them as they were makaning at QW at 8pm. hang around in ikea n was doing a FUTURE shopping list for my FUTURE room. FUTURE- may not have the chance to exist in my house at all====================================================================Lagginglaptop became lagtop...lagi lag. i lagi sad.====================================================================pepperminin a process of cooking, ppl might add in the wrong seasoning... in order to save the 'food', u can add in some other seasonings to cover the taste. but i somehow make the food goes bad.. really bad. i add too much "pepper", so tried to add salt, sugar, vinegar whatever i could think of to let the food get back its original taste. but things just go worst, the food is too complicated. i regretted adding that stupid farking pepper into the food, and to let it get back its original taste, i can only keep adding n adding n adding n adding. u wun noe how much i am afraid that i will worsen the taste of the food. somethings are irreversible, whats done cannot be change. what i can do is to hope that some chemical reaction will take place, and .......... ........................ i will nv touch this kinda food anymore. n thats it.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 2:54 AM
done by 贝克`玲. a fren hu c mi grow up since pri sch
(if ling is readin my blog, -----my boss sae u become prettier liao-----)
lazy to blog again.. busy with my PSP.. crazy about Taiko no Tatsujin.
Friday, June 15, 2007 3:12 PM
.i miss joyce (ジョイス), my only kaki in JCS.
She's now having jap lesson in Bunkalang, i din join her due to CNY peak season in ManMaster. .sad abit.
Anyway, though i had never reply to any of her sms greetings, but, i seriously wishes her all the best in her jap learning and her little craze over dramas and her bro's anime, n wondering hows her job hunt~~
Thursday, June 14, 2007 11:39 PM
super cold joke part 6?
long, but worth reading.. haa..
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; the man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat" After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!" "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith. "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that." "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus," he said. "Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look." "Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. "Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh equipment?" "It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away." "Tripod?" " Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long." >>Mrs. Smith fainted.........
10:42 PM
the 1st day i met fairfair
the last sight of fairfair before i buried himi miss fairfair since 16032005
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:22 PM
shld be papa ba?
顾家的男人。 he dun earn much.. take home pay only 1610 per month, and he will really pass all to mama. everyday he will only take $10 from mama, bring bread and a big bottle of drink to work. his jeans all super old one.. he had quit smoking for a year + due to some health issue. he wun go out for beer wif frens. he jux report home everyday straight after work. he may be bad temper at times, but he had oni hit mi once in my 20yrs on earth. though he seldom talk, but i know he really care. i luv papa la.
3:09 PM
该忘了你对不对
*someone inside whom i cannot figure out who is he.. not her ar...
Sunday, June 10, 2007 10:58 PM
.registered for school finally after nearly 3 years.
.2nd July 2007.
.meow
Saturday, June 9, 2007 8:01 AM
have yet to slp. yet now going to slp. but left wif less den a hour.. whaaaa...crunchyroll addicted.PSP addicted.slp oni in mornin addicted.dun feel lyk going work addicted.marie-chan addicted.
Wednesday, June 6, 2007 4:56 AM
爱情就像是一场赌注，最终是否会得到幸福，就只在一念之差。不管是他爱她比较多，还是她爱他比较多，只要相信彼此相爱，或许得到幸福的机率会比较高？
许多事情从旁观者的角度来看会比较清晰，但当局者往往都会因情感被周遭的人、事、物扰乱，以至自己在不知不觉中陷入迷惘。love is something that has the ability to change everything. be it the countries' economy and population, or be it your money or anything.it makes you smile like an idiot, it can also makes you cry everyday. it can brighten up the night, thus it can darken the day.its about some mathematics when 2 become 1, yet it turns out to be 3 or more.its an economic booster when couples shop, and 'heartbrokens' who shop as if they go war.its not about how many boxes of tissues u had used when you cried. its about a tiny box with a ring inside that touches your heart inside.
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dunno y i go love here love there out of sudden... love til i haven even go sleep and its now 7.17am. farked..
Tuesday, June 5, 2007 12:31 AM
this is e reply i get from NP regarding my DAE application. seems lyk i am fateless with NP. i shld face the music and guai guai go take the course in MDIS liao. shldnt drag any longer.
The courses which you have previously applied for are very popular, thus selection for admission is based on academic merit and subject to the limited number of vacancies. Current / former polytechnic students compete amongst themselves and the successful few usually scored a few points better than the prevailing year's JAE cut-off points.
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haix...
Sunday, June 3, 2007 10:47 PM
i own a pink PSP, and i'm thinking of getting a home for my PSP.
i realised that i did nthn towards my wish list, yet always buy some other things else which shld be in the waiting list. shall change my WiSHLiST to DREAMLiST. super jialatt.. no wonder forever save no money. mux learn to control money.. if not money will forever not be mine.=====================================================================served a China family today in JP. husband n wife r loving, yet father and mother r useless. 2 boys r jitao horrible to the core.. they ate dragon fruits(click on it if u dunno wat is it), eat til kena e mouth, hands, t-shirt.. hand itchy touched here n dere.. the elder one who got green painting on his hands,legs, and tee.. colorful boy. the younger one, climb here and dere, up n down. noisy dirty little monkey is a good term for him. he still use my measuring tape to tie his bros leg, and crush receipts and throw everywhere. idiots.. and e best ting is tt e boys did all this rite in front of the parents. and e parents din do anyting. tt mom to kids:" pick up the litters and pass to sister to throw away, c.. litters everywhere."as she pick up 2 of e litters n placed them in my hands, while e kids happily leave e shop.tt mom to mi: " please clear up the litters.. haa" and she walked off happily.whaaa.. seriously i am proud to be brought up by my mom. mom saes i nv stomped my feet in public in order to get my toys or sweets. i still rmb e 1st ting i do after i wake up was greeting my mom," 妈咪, 早安!". i will nv run about in e hse when mom is feedin mi. i oso nv see my mom having problems feeding and chasing my bros n any of the 5 or more babies. mommy is really powerhouse in bring up kids.. especially frm 1month - 6yr old.
done by 贝克`玲. a fren hu c mi grow up since pri sch
the 1st day i met fairfair
the last sight of fairfair before i buried him
